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Total Medals Earned: 32 (From 13 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 565 Points

Bomb Besieger

Medals Earned: 8/12 (105/250 points)

Baby thrower 5 Points

Toss 1 enemy out ouf stage!

Dark Lord 5 Points

Toss a peasant in the depth!

Head slam 5 Points

Hit 1 enemy's head with a bomb!

Little Bully 5 Points

Hit 1 peasant's head with a bomb!

Spare with bombs 10 Points

Finish level 11 with using 2 bombs at most!

Pwner 25 Points

Hit 10 enemy in the head with bomb!

Real Bully 25 Points

Hit 10 peasant in the head with bomb!

Toss like a pro 25 Points

Toss 10 enemies out of stage!

Mingy bomber 1 10 Points

Finish level 17 with using only 1 bomb!

Mingy bomber 2 10 Points

Finish level 22 with using only 1 bomb!

Love bombs 25 Points

Blow up an enemy without using a rocket on level 7!

Blaster master 100 Points

Complete all 36 levels with 3 stars!

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Manhattan Project

Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)

Pump up the Volume 5 Points

Reach chaos for the first time

I came prepared. 25 Points

Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.

Einstein Approves 25 Points

Buy the Atomic Bomb

Hero-shima 25 Points

Purchase all of the store upgrades.

E=MCpwned 50 Points

Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier

You must be a relative... 50 Points

Save up $30,000 in earnings.

Teacher's Pet 100 Points

Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

One Button Bob

Medals Earned: 5/8 (140/315 points)

First Kill 5 Points

Boomerang the bat on the first screen.

Stage 1 10 Points

Complete the easy round.

Stage 2 25 Points

Complete the medium round.

Buttkicker 50 Points

Kill the boss.

Stage 3 50 Points

Complete the hard round.

Bronze 25 Points

Finish with under 400 clicks.

Silver 50 Points

Finish with under 300 clicks.

Gold 100 Points

Finish with under 200 clicks.

Quick Sand

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/105 points)

Cave half full 5 Points

Beat half the levels

Escape 50 Points

Beat the game once

SpeedRun 50 Points

Beat the game in Speed Run

Recordshop Tycoon

Medals Earned: 3/5 (100/155 points)

Crowd Control 25 Points

Get more than 50 customers in one day.

Sleep is for the weak 25 Points

Play for 50 (in-game) days

No nobility in poverty 50 Points

Get a daily net result higher than $500.

It's there for a reason 5 Points

Read through the entire manual.

Major Player 50 Points

Buy all four properties.

Reincarnation: ITNOE

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/60 points)

Counter-terrorist 25 Points

Kill Naja and send him back to hell.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Score!

Medals Earned: 3/21 (15/380 points)

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.