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Total Medals Earned: 32 (From 13 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 565 Points

Bomb Besieger

Baby thrower Unlocked 11/21/13
5 Points
Toss 1 enemy out ouf stage!
Dark Lord Unlocked 11/21/13
5 Points
Toss a peasant in the depth!
Head slam Unlocked 11/21/13
5 Points
Hit 1 enemy's head with a bomb!
Little Bully Unlocked 11/21/13
5 Points
Hit 1 peasant's head with a bomb!
Spare with bombs Unlocked 11/21/13
10 Points
Finish level 11 with using 2 bombs at most!
Pwner Unlocked 11/21/13
25 Points
Hit 10 enemy in the head with bomb!
Real Bully Unlocked 11/22/13
25 Points
Hit 10 peasant in the head with bomb!
Toss like a pro Unlocked 11/21/13
25 Points
Toss 10 enemies out of stage!
Mingy bomber 1 10 Points Finish level 17 with using only 1 bomb!
Mingy bomber 2 10 Points Finish level 22 with using only 1 bomb!
Love bombs 25 Points Blow up an enemy without using a rocket on level 7!
Blaster master 100 Points Complete all 36 levels with 3 stars!

Medals Earned: 8/12 (105/250 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/18/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 6/8/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Manhattan Project

Pump up the Volume Unlocked 6/23/10
5 Points
Reach chaos for the first time
I came prepared. Unlocked 6/23/10
25 Points
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Einstein Approves 25 Points Buy the Atomic Bomb
Hero-shima 25 Points Purchase all of the store upgrades.
E=MCpwned 50 Points Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
You must be a relative... 50 Points Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Teacher's Pet 100 Points Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Extinction Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)

One Button Bob

First Kill Unlocked 2/16/10
5 Points
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Stage 1 Unlocked 2/16/10
10 Points
Complete the easy round.
Stage 2 Unlocked 2/16/10
25 Points
Complete the medium round.
Buttkicker Unlocked 2/16/10
50 Points
Kill the boss.
Stage 3 Unlocked 2/16/10
50 Points
Complete the hard round.
Bronze 25 Points Finish with under 400 clicks.
Silver 50 Points Finish with under 300 clicks.
Gold 100 Points Finish with under 200 clicks.

Medals Earned: 5/8 (140/315 points)

Quick Sand

Cave half full Unlocked 6/23/10
5 Points
Beat half the levels
Escape 50 Points Beat the game once
SpeedRun 50 Points Beat the game in Speed Run

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/105 points)

Recordshop Tycoon

Crowd Control Unlocked 10/28/13
25 Points
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Sleep is for the weak Unlocked 10/28/13
25 Points
Play for 50 (in-game) days
No nobility in poverty Unlocked 10/28/13
50 Points
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
It's there for a reason 5 Points Read through the entire manual.
Major Player 50 Points Buy all four properties.

Medals Earned: 3/5 (100/155 points)

Reincarnation: ITNOE

Counter-terrorist Unlocked 6/20/10
25 Points
Kill Naja and send him back to hell.
Demonic Economic Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Rush Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/60 points)

Score!

Deaf Unlocked 2/20/10
5 Points
The sound of silence...
Scooter Rooter Unlocked 2/20/10
5 Points
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Thirsty Unlocked 2/20/10
5 Points
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Frotteurism 5 Points It's just too hard to resist...
Hospitalized 5 Points Let's take this outside!
Quitter 5 Points Only losers give up and go home alone.
Rejection 5 Points Love hurts.
The Flash 5 Points Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Violence 5 Points Put em up.
Alpha Male 10 Points Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Beached As 10 Points Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Booze Hound 10 Points Drink til you drop.
Cock Block 10 Points Chicks before dicks.
Hungry 10 Points They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Sleazebag 10 Points Can anyone say... Date rape?
Experimenting 25 Points Proven to double your chances!
Multicultural 25 Points Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
True Gentleman 25 Points Treat her like a lady.
2's Company 3's... 50 Points ...a hell of a good time!
Casanova 50 Points There's clearly no one that you can't please!
Score! 100 Points You are officially the master of scoring!

Medals Earned: 3/21 (15/380 points)

Seed of Destruction

Backfire Unlocked 5/21/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Infertility 5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space 5 Points Pause the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)