Total Medals Earned: 32 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 565 Points
Medals Earned: 8/12 (105/250 points)
Toss 1 enemy out ouf stage!
Toss a peasant in the depth!
Hit 1 enemy's head with a bomb!
Hit 1 peasant's head with a bomb!
Finish level 11 with using 2 bombs at most!
Hit 10 enemy in the head with bomb!
Hit 10 peasant in the head with bomb!
Toss 10 enemies out of stage!
Finish level 17 with using only 1 bomb!
Finish level 22 with using only 1 bomb!
Blow up an enemy without using a rocket on level 7!
Complete all 36 levels with 3 stars!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 5/8 (140/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Complete the medium round.
Kill the boss.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/105 points)
Beat half the levels
Beat the game once
Beat the game in Speed Run
Medals Earned: 3/5 (100/155 points)
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Read through the entire manual.
Buy all four properties.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/60 points)
Kill Naja and send him back to hell.
Medals Earned: 3/21 (15/380 points)
The sound of silence...
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.